Tuesday, February 24, 2015

Dysfunctional Family

Welcome Readers,

     Allow me to introduce you to America. North America is an urban geo-community. Within this Community there is a definite family structure. Dad is the stern, financially focused Republican Party and Mom is the easy, help you make friends Democratic Party. Like some of the horrifying news articles we read each day, Mom and Dad are broke, they can't take care of us anymore. Some of those articles show parents breaking down and killing their children. Such is the case in America.
     Mom and Dad have 5 children. The Rich, who are the eldest and can take care of themselves now. The Middle Class, next in line managing the day to day business of America. The Under Class, who are struggling just to make a living. The Immigrants, who turn our trash into their treasure. And finally, the Refugees our foster siblings who Mom and Dad get money for each month. They're just looking for Mom and Dad's love and the comforts of home we take for granted.
     Keeping this model in mind, who is Mom and Dad most likely to kill? For the sake of saving the family(country) of course. Well, our oldest siblings The Rich are no burden on Dad's wallet. They're also the most beloved, notably spoken of in the news everyday.
     What about our next oldest siblings, The Middle-Class? We know Mom and Dad love them, they were the target demographic of the last 3 Presidential campaigns.
     So who does Mom and Dad NOT mention or show in the family photos?
Little Brother Under Class and...
Little Sister Refugee
     (Now I know you're thinking "what about Little Brother Immigrant"? Well, we already mentioned what Mom and Dad are doing to them in the last Blog.) Remember, since Mom and Dad get paid to take care of our foster sibling Refugee, they certainly wouldn't do away with them so hastily. Come to think of it, with the Under Class and Immigrants out of the picture, Mom and Dad will have just enough money to get the family out of debt. Christmas should be very interesting this year!
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